Wow, this post ended up being a lot longer than I thought.

TL;DR - Rosie and Brandi both made me put my $1k silicon doll in storage because they are so fucking good.

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I recently bought 3 dolls within about a week of one another. Rosie, Brandi, and a higher-end silicon torso from another company. I'm only mentioning the third doll because I use her the least since I have these two! Lesson learned.

So you understand my frame of reference, I have previously only owned Tantaly dolls. They have been: Aurora 2.0 (my favorite up to this point), Candice 1.0, and Cecilia.

Rosie

Vaginal Tunnel - 4.5 / 5

Anal Tunnel - 3 / 5

Immersion - 4 / 5

Overall - 4 / 5

Fucking Rosie is much more immersive than I thought she would be, but obviously a hip doll could never be as immersive as a torso or a full doll. With no internal skeleton, you don't get the resistance of the full weight and rigidity of a body with bones, you just get kind of a mushy sensation with no resistance. But it really doesn't matter. The doll feels amazing. The "fuck back" is unbelievably good. Using her with a good doggystyle VR video - it's so immersive it's almost trippy for a second. She is also a reverse cowgirl CHAMP. Holy shit, reverse cowgirl is unbelievably good, it feels so real. I find that my favorite position with her actually tends to be standing MISSIONARY. I know, not what I expected either, given that juicy sexy booty, but standing missionary on the side of the bed with Rosie is INCREDIBLE.

Between her and Brandi, I find Rosie's pussy to feel much more realistic - but as I'll talk about later, realistic doesn't always mean better!

With the right kind and amount of lube (I use Sliquid Sassy), finishing in Rosie's pussy is fucking incredible; it doesn't get over-stimulating like I've experienced with other dolls, I can keep going through the orgasm and it feels unbelievably good.

Weight - no problem

Rosie is not heavy, but she's very... floppy, making her difficult to carry, just because she flops all over the place due to a lack of internal skeleton. That said, as long as you're careful, handling her isn't a big deal.

Cleaning - easy. Tunnels clean up easily, and easy to dry with a thin microfiber towel and then drying sticks.

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Brandi

Holy fuck, gentlemen. I am shocked at this. I never would have even considered any kind of mini doll. The only reason I bothered is because I can't keep full size dolls in my house due to privacy issues, so I needed a mini-one, and I've read reviews raving about Brandi's pussy. Those reviews are absolutely spot fucking on.

Vaginal Tunnel - 5 / 5

Anal Tunnel - 4/5

Immersion - 2 / 5

Overall - 4.5 / 5

Yeah, I'm shocked. Her overall rating is the same that I gave Aurora 2.0, who I thought would never be matched, let alone by a MINI DOLL. I'm serious, I could previously absolutely never understand why anyone would want a mini doll. The whole point of a doll vs a regular handheld masturbator is supposed to be immersion... but a mini doll cannot be immersive.

Well, in this case, Brandi's pussy is so good, honestly everything else becomes an afterthought. It has these big massaging beads that are highly stimulating, yet somehow (again with the right balance of lube) it's never feels over-stimulating. It feels like silk... very very intense, stimulating silk. I don't actually know how to describe how insane it feels. I literally get cravings to fuck Brandi all day lol. I've blown inside of her so hard my eyes roll back in my head. Every single time.

Her ass feels almost as good; sometimes it feels better. It depends on how stimulated you already are, but sometimes her ass feels even more satisfying; her ass is SUPER tight, but less stimulating elements are present inside, so it's a nice balance of tightness and smoothness. And then once you've gotten close to the edge in there, make your way back to her pussy, and it's heaven all over again.

Moreso than with other dolls, I find that there's a HUGE difference in sensation using Brandi in doggystyle vs missionary (both standing). I use her most often in standing missionary; in doggy, her pussy is WAY more intense. If you are feeling a bit desensitized, or you've blown too many loads and lost some sensation... try out Brandi in doggy. I promise, you will be REVIVED lol! Holy fuck, it's almost too much in doggy. Playing around with switching positions and holes in various combinations will make for an experience I can only describe as fucking HEAVEN. The experience of using her as the lube begins to dry up/become stickier is that she gets SUPER INTENSE. There's a small window of time while fucking her while the drying lube makes her feel so grippy and it's fucking irresistible.

I spent $1k on a much higher-end silicon torso doll that I literally don't even fucking use now because I keep going back to Brandi lol. I often fuck Rosie and Brandi side by side and switch between them. They are both incredible in VERY different ways.

I'd say that Brandi's pussy does not feel "realistic" but what I've realized is, "realistic" doesn't mean "feels the best" when talking about sex toys. What makes having sex with a real woman feel good is not just her pussy itself; it's everything together, feeling how she moves, feeling her 'grip' change, feeling everything together. When you try to replicate JUST the vagina feel in a sex toy, no matter how much "realism" you shoot for, it's never going to feel as good as the real thing. Brandi is a departure from trying to feel "realistic" and as far as sex toys go, I think her pussy feels the best out of anything I've ever used by far.

I wish I could put Brandi's pussy in every other doll. It's that fucking good.

CLEANING Brandi...

...is, surprisingly, a lot more complicated than cleaning Rosie, despite the size differences. Brandi's pussy is so complicated and has so many bumps and curves and such, that it actually makes it really hard to make sure that all of those little bits get totally cleaned out. Drying her is also a BITCH. Multiple drying methods are ALWAYS necessary in my experience, which is kind of a pain. But fucking her is so good, I literally do not care lol. The other benefit is, she's so tiny I can just clean her in my sink; this is a HUGE convenience boost.

Automatic Cleaning Douche

So, I just realized I have a defective unit. I ordered it a few months ago, and because I didn't use it much, I didn't realize that it doesn't charge. I saw a video of someone else's unit, and it looks different from mine. It lights up differently. Mine always flashes, and the nozzle part doesn't stay attached, so I have to hold it in place while using it, or it gets stuck inside the doll. So, because it died, I can no longer use it. This is really frustrating. The charging function has never worked. When I received it, I received it fully charged, so I was able to use it multiple times. I didn't realize that when I plugged it in, it wasn't actually charging.

So I've just been using the manual squeeze-pump cleaning douche, which works pretty well.

Anyway, thanks for reading! Takeaway: Brandi is so inexpensive, you'd be crazy not to buy!